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Genetically Modified Cows Deliver Human Babies, Relieve Moms of Pregnancy

April 5, 2011
By Alok Appadurai
Genetically Modified Cows Deliver Human Babies, Relieve Moms of Pregnancy

Satire: Scientists at the University of Holdensberg in West Virginia have genetically modified cows so that they can now birth human babies. Because of this miraculous development, mothers will now be able to avoid being pregnant all together by simply having their eggs from their ovaries and the semen from their partner injected into...
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Moms, Chickens, & Haz-Mat Suits: ConsumerReports.Org

December 21, 2010
By Alok Appadurai
Moms, Chickens, & Haz-Mat Suits: ConsumerReports.Org

Is it me, M.O.M.’s, or does it feel like you have to put on a Hazardous Materials suit just to cook chicken? I just read the latest “Consumer Reports” findings on diseases in our nation’s supply of chicken and it is a MUST-READ for M.O.M.’s who feed their family chicken, which is most of...
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